9. You get why it’s called the Cloud…
But only because it’s so good at raining on your freakin’ parade.
10. A.I.? More like A-Yikes.
The joy you would feel at being able to pass off all your tech-related tasks to a robot is only slightly outweighed by your crippling fear – nay, certainty – that those creepy little f*ckers would take over the world the moment we turned our backs.
