11 Reasons Dogs Make The BEST Wingmen

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Dogs are man’s best friend. We’ve all heard that before – at this point, it’s a well-worn cliche.

But if the mark of true genius is being able to make something old feel new again, then whoever figured this out is bloody brilliant. Dog = best friend. Best friend = wingman. So, dog = wingman.

But see, your pup isn’t just any wingman; he’s the best damn wingman you’ll ever have. We’d ask you to take our word for it, but why bother when we have proof?

Here are 11 reasons every guy (or gal) needs a furry four-legged wingman.


1. He gets you out of the house.

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You know, where the people are. So you can meet them. Without Tinder.

 

2. He keeps you active.

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Image via Giphy

…Well, sometimes.

Unlike the hottie next door, your loyal canine buddy doesn’t care what you look like. But he will get restless and destroy all your stuff if he doesn’t get the proper amount of exercise.

Remember that next time you’re tempted to veg out on the couch eating ice cream all day.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.