15 Texts That Show How To Get Some On A First Date

sarah marshall

Dating is hard. Sometimes you’re on a not-so-magical quest to find that special someone. Other times you just want to get laid.

Some people have learned to master the art of “convincing someone to fuck/blow me on a first date”. It truly is a skill, considering many people abide by that good ole’ third date rule.

But when you find that special someone that will pick you up on a horse, take you kayaking, or feed the homeless then, by god, you put out!

Here are a couple people that found crafty ways to ensure they got some on date numero uno:


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No Sex Till Date Three

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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.