15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South

10. Move Over, Jared – Subway’s Got a New Villain

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A Birmingham, Alabama man got a little too fresh when he revenge robbed his local Subway.

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11. The Leaky Package

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Wanna shut down a post office in Guntersville, Alabama? Ship some K-Y lube and make sure it leaks out of the box.

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12. Bambi’s First Joyride

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Deer in Plano, Texas don’t just get caught in your headlights – they hitch a ride.  

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.