13. Muscles
KEEP FLEXN BIG MUSSELS LIL NIGGA YOU GONE GROW ITS A FACT BUT YOU WONT GROW FOR SHIT IF YOU DONT GTF UP YA FEELME
— CHAD THE BAKER (@chadthebaker) April 29, 2016
Uh.
14. Flamenco dancer
https://twitter.com/LaurenDobson5/status/743903762390061056
B*tch, this ain’t Fantasia.
(But apparently, this is a real thing. So maybe she was on to something?)
15. Duct tape
We’d like to duct tape your bill shut. Quack quack.
https://twitter.com/FLOTUSBLAIR/status/744673087229149185
So, what’s the lesson here? If you’re going to spell something wrong, spell it so wrong that no one can possibly misconstrue it as another word.