humor 16 Marriage Proposals That Will Make You Want To Stay Single by Mary McCaw 4. Image via Imgur 5. Image via Imgur 6. Image via Pulptastic Page 2 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.