10.
What you type: Come over and lay on the floor.
What you mean: I’m not going to try to impress you, or come up with a pretense for hanging out. I just want to see you.
11.
What they type: Just get in the fucking blanket fort.
What they mean: I’m trying really hard to make this a fun romantic night for the both of us and you’re ruining everything. So the spaghetti is made out of Play-Doh and the wine is just Koolaid powder and tap water – who cares? Play along!
12.
What they type: Wanna come over and nap?
What they mean: LOL right “nap.” I’m just looking for an excuse to bone you!
