13.
What they type: Fall asleep on the couch.
What they mean: *Fell.
I was ignoring your texts, but I needed an excuse, and this poorly-proof read message is all I can be bothered to write.
14.
What you type: Touch my butt and buy me pizza.
What you mean: I know what I want, and we both know it’s a pretty good deal for you, too, so if you’re smart, you’ll do what I say.
Now where is that pizza?
15.
What you type: I hate everything about you.
What you mean: You know what they say – hate isn’t really the opposite of love, because it’s just as passionate and obsessive. Even though you’re so wrong for me in so many ways, I just can’t help myself.
16.
What they type: Read to me.
What they mean: I need a nap but I’ll say I’m just resting my eyes because I don’t want you to leave my side.
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