If You’ve Used Any Of These 16 F*ckboy Pickup Lines, Please Get The Hell Off Tinder

4. We know you’re butthurt, bro, but please just chill.

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5. This takes overfamiliarity to the next level. 

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6. I am a match on a dating app, not a piece of chocolate, thank you very much!

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.