If You’ve Used Any Of These 16 F*ckboy Pickup Lines, Please Get The Hell Off Tinder

7. If the first match doesn’t succeed, do not try and try again.

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8. You sure you’re not just an advertiser in disguise?

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9. Yeah, a tip about commenting on our appearance: Don’t.

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.