If You’ve Used Any Of These 16 F*ckboy Pickup Lines, Please Get The Hell Off Tinder

13. Memes are not your friends. I repeat: MEMES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!

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14. Skip the word vomit and keep it simple.

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15. You get ZERO points for stalking.

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16. It’s 2016 and women are self sufficient without your compliments—get over it!

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All images via Straight White Boy Texting.

Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.