You spend a third of your life sleeping – but if you play your cards right, you can spend a lot more time than that in bed… you know, doing sex.
Come to think of it, why restrict yourself to the bedroom? You can have just as much grown-up fun in the backseat of your car… or in a hotel room… in an elevator… or a public park… even a gritty dive bar bathroom or– well, you get the picture.
There are as many ways and places to have sex as there are days in the year. So unless you’re a bona fide Casanova, you’d better get cracking on this nowhere-near comprehensive sex bucket list, like, yesterday.
Life-changing sexual experiences weren’t all created equal. In fact, they run the gamut from painfully awkward to mind-blowingly good. But, for better or for worse, all 16 of these belong on everyone’s bucket list.
If you haven’t panted your way to sweet, sweet ecstasy with a seatbelt buckle digging into your backside, you, my friend, ain’t really livin’.
1. Awkward First-Time Sex
Yea, good luck avoiding this one. It may not be anyone’s favorite, but much like any 101-level class you took in college, it’s a prerequisite for the good stuff.
2. “I’m 30 Minutes Late to Work, Better Hurry!” Morning Sex
3. Break-Up Sex
At some point in your life, you’ll do it in the vain hope of getting the other person to change their mind. But they never will.