17 Of The Biggest Necessary Evils

11.

Cleaning the shower drain of long hair. It’s like pulling out a dead, rotting animal spawned from Japanese horror movies.

12.

Amputation in order to save a whole limb.

13.

Spiders. I hate spiders. But I totally hate flies more and there’d be a fuckton more flies if there weren’t spiders.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.