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17 Excuses Men Have Given For Their Limp D*ck

8.

He was nervous, bless him.

9.

“I just beat it ten minutes ago.”

10.

Sometimes you’re just not into it.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.