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17 Excuses Men Have Given For Their Limp D*ck

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Whisky dick is a real thing.

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He said he had a lot on his mind.. but didn’t elaborate as to what was on his mind.

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He couldn’t get it up and I got a little annoyed, because I was really horny. So he got really defensive and said “well, you’re just not that hot.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.