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17 Hilarious Pet Names Owners Now Regret

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My friend had a dog called Jesus, a mini schnauzer. Anyway Jesus was a rascal, he would run away in the park, and so his owner would run after him screaming, “JESUS COME HERE, COME BACK HERE!!!”

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My boyfriend’s roommate named his dog Little Girl, and one day when they were at the park, the dog got loose. At the time, there were about 15 kids there. It was quite an interesting moment, watching him run around screaming “LITTLE GIRL! LITTLE GIRL GET OVER HERE!” among all of the little kids.

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A friend of mine tells a story about a dog he had as a child named “digger.” Digger got out once and ran away. He comes the streets yelling “digger! Digger! Where are you digger!” He lived in the ghetto. You do the math.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.