17 Hilarious Pet Names Owners Now Regret

14.

One of my birds is named Whistle and the other one is named Click. I don’t call them by their names, though, I either whistle or click my tongue.

15.

I named my dog Fishead, didn’t know it was a racial slur for Asians.

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My dog’s name is Karl Barx. He and I do not share the same economic philosophies.

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My aunt had this devilish Jack Russell named Jigger. Growing up in a whitewashed state, imagine my surprise when I called for the dog and got scowls from a couple black guys on the street. Oh, naïveté.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.