The 17 Hottest Sexts People Have Ever Received

5.

I said “Where do you want me to come? Your tits? Your a**? On your face?” Her response: “Yes please”. Hard from remembering it.

6.

Me – “you’re so cute I could eat you up.” Girlfriend – you spelt out* funny.

7.

I dated a guy who was heading away on work for a month. Thought he had left already but wasn’t actually leaving until the next day. He sent me a text “Come f*ck me” & was literally waiting outside my house. I remember being so surprised by the spontaneity of it all. Best sex ever.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.