This one time, at band camp, a nerdy ginger beauty stuck a flute up her p*ssy, and the world as we knew it changed forever.
American Pie changed our lives. A flute could be a dildo! An apple pie could be a substitute vagina! Suddenly, the sexual possibilities were endless and the world looked a little bit brighter.
Instruments aren’t just for making music these days, kids. You can turn a trumpet into a bong, bang on a piano, and puke in a guitar. All you need is a little faith, trust, and pixie dust. Or drugs and booze to help you realize your instruments true potential.
So hoes, grab your oboes and let’s do the damn thing. Time to trum-bone each other and make some sweet sweet music.
These 17 peeps got crafty or just did some weird ass shit with their instruments: