17 Men Share the Awkward AF Encounters with Lady Bits

5.

10 minutes to find a slit about half a foot down from the belly button

6.

Well, queefs are always awkward. Once I was going at it missionary style, but with legs over shoulders. Got into a good rhythm and suddenly, queefs. Somehow I was managing to produce a queef on the in-stroke AND another on the out-stroke. Every stroke. Not small ones either, sounded like someone rapidly deflating and inflating a whoopee cushion. Kept at it for about 5 seconds until both of us collapsed in giggles and had to stop.

7.

The first time I went down on a girl with a yeast infection was pretty horrible.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.