17 Men Share the Awkward AF Encounters with Lady Bits

14.

Trying to give oral for the first time… My very first tongue insertion I ended up with a pube on the back of my tongue, hitting my gag reflex… I coughed/gagged for about 5-10 minutes before I got it out (or finally swallowed it, I was never sure). Thank god I didn’t actually puke.

15.

Just finished doggystyle on the couch and when she went to get up, she queefed so loud and hard that she shot a long ribbon of cum back onto my leg…. She. Was. Mortified. I was too busy laughing to care.

16.

My and this girl were hooking up, she was f*cking me on top while I sat on the couch. Once we were finished she got off me and we realized that the condom had gone missing, as if it went inside her. We tried to get it out but it was like, up there. She ended up peeing it out TWO days later.

17.

I told her I smelled pennies when going down on her.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.