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17 People Who Still Got Lucky After Embarassing Themselves

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It’s totally normal to embarrass yourself on a date. You drink a little too much wine, you get nervous and say the wrong thing – shit happens.

However, it is a rare occurrence to humiliate the hell out of yourself and yet still get laid or get a second date out of the whole ordeal.

It’s easy to forgive the person that said something a little dumb when drunk, but if someone pooped on your rug, that’s when you say BOY BYE not “let’s give it another try”.

Unfortunately, some people overlook the things that should concern them. This may be a sign that the world is collectively lowering their standards, and it is fucking terrifying. #makeamericanspickyagain

These 17 texts prove that sometimes embarrassing the crap out of yourself isn’t a deal-breaker:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.