4. You measure your workouts, not in calories burned, but in how many egg rolls you get to eat afterwards.
On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 8, 2015
5. Your food was delivered to the wrong residence… and getting the news sends you into a deep, dark depression paralleled only by that time your childhood dog got hit by a car.