19 of the Most Awkward Ways to End Sex

5.

“I know you live a hundred miles away, so you can crash here if you want. But I’m putting on Buffy and going to sleep.” She crashed there.

6.

Started getting one of those you can see the muscles moving under the skin muscle cramps. I knew I was about to be balled up in agony for the next 10 minutes or so, ex was on top bouncing away I kinda over corrected. I meant to just push her off gently, I launched her off the side of the bed. I was apparently closer to cuming them I thought, or maybe the sudden push made her clap down, but condom stayed in her while I started ejaculating. All in all in looked like I blasted her off with my nut.

7.

My blind eye started weeping involuntarily and I had to get a tissue to dab at it until it stopped and when it stopped she wasn’t in the mood anymore and was crying for real.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.