The 19 Most Bizarre Customer Complaints

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I work at a movie theater. Last week a woman complained that she was disappointed in her last visit. I asked how long ago the visit occurred. She wasn’t certain, but she remembered it was when she came and watched I am Legend. I stifled a laugh.

12.

I work at a restaurant that is known for selling all local products (protein, dairy, produce, etc.) and we even get our plates and such from local flea markets. Well I was waiting on a table about a month ago and they ordered a few appetizers. I brought them some plates and about 10 minutes later they got up and said they needed to leave (without any of their food). It was weird, but sometimes people have emergencies and need to leave… whatever. The next day my manager gets a call and they complained that the plates I gave them didn’t match. NONE of our plates match, that’s kind of our gimmick. But instead of asking me for new plates or asking why they didn’t match, they were literally so weirded out by the unmatching plates that they got up, left, and called to complain the next day.

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One time I was checking peoples to tickets at the cinema I work at. This lady comes down the stairs behind me and grunts to get my attention. I had not even fully turned around when she started ranting that “the elevator is gone” and that we must have moved it. I was super confused and pointed her to the sign pointing towards the elevator, but she just didn’t believe it was there, so I literally abandoned my station to walk the 3 metres to the lift, I point at it, and she exclaims “why are you trying to trick me it wasn’t there before, you moved it” before storming off.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.