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The 19 Most Bizarre Customer Complaints

17.

A family wrote a written complaint that they did not get bacon bits with their Caesar Salads. I was both the cook and waiter that night – working alone (a recipe for shitty tips BTW). The thing was that while I did initially forget to put in the bacon bits, the customers pointed it out before I even put the plates on the table. I brought the salads back to the kitchen, gave them double the bacon bits and returned it to them in under a minute. Yet, they still felt the need to write a complaint. A complaint which conveniently left of the fact that they ended up with double the bacon bits. They simply said they didn’t get them. I mean, why lie about it like that? Assholes.

18.

In the same paragraph, a woman said how she really loved what I did to her hair, and she’d never be back because I didn’t talk enough.

19.

When I went to my morning shift at target, the store just opened during a major snow storm; a state of emergency was issued, people advised to stay off roads unless for emergencies. Had customer come in and complain the parking lot had too much snow in it.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.