19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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(602): Looking back on this weekend, I’m most grateful I never brought up with word “toe-f*cking” at the bachelorette party.

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(508): Just taxi’d to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.

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(781): At chipotle, there’s a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i’m going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like

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(713): I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat bridesmaid just grabbed my c*ck.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.