These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

14.

Knew a kid who tried to pop a zit. It popped inward, got into his blood stream and put him in a coma. Doctor said it was a one in a billion chance. He lived but it’s just such a ridiculous way to almost accidentally kill yourself I thought I’d share.

15.

The wife of one of my college pals went to Africa on a mission trip to build a small clinic. While there she waded into a nearby river to cool off and was attacked and eaten by a crocodile. My reaction on hearing this was, of course, “Bullshit!”

16.

Someone from my school (I wouldn’t call him a friend, but I knew him) died because he snorted stroke medicine thinking it was cocaine.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.