IF YOU’RE HIGH READING THIS, GOOD FOR YOU. Seriously though, I can’t read when I’m high, so mazel tov. Uhhh ohhh hi dad! No I don’t smoke.. I’m just holding this for a friend!
JK my dad’s chill. Anyways, smoking is so fun. Things are more relaxing, everything is funnier, food is better, and the world is just a more magical place. Weed rules!
One of the best parts about weed? The stupid shit people do when they’re high. People just let go of their inhibitions and honestly don’t know what the f*ck is going on.
The following 19 stoners are prime examples of hilariously dumb things people do when they’re high. From thinking inanimate objects are alive to epicly ordering the wrong food, these high errors will make you LOL.
These 19 people did hilariously dumb sh*t when they were high:
1.
I was eating a sandwich while browsing the internet. I put down my sandwich to open a new tab, typed something, found what I was looking for, and then spent what felt like a minute searching for the tab that would take me back to my sandwich.
2.
I was riding my bike and, to avoid hitting a mailbox, I leaned on a bush to my right. No big deal, it’s like scraping your arm on a nearby branch. Mt arm starts tingling and I look and see 3 needles stuck to it, the bush was a cactus. To this day, my memory of it is a bush, but every time I drive by the place it happened I very clearly see big cactus.
3.
Went to McDonalds to get mcnuggets, in my head I ordered correctly, but then I was given 7 m&m mcflurries.
4.
Tried to cook a frozen pizza alone. First, I took the pizza out of the freezer and put it in the oven. I set a timer and went to watch TV. When the timer went off, I came back only to find it still cold as I hadn’t turned on the oven at all. I turn the knob, set another timer and go back to the TV, when my fire alarm suddenly starts screaming so I rush to the kitchen to find that instead of the oven, I actually turned on a stove burner and it set a nearby wooden spoon on fire. I toss the flaming utensil in the sink, reset the alarm, and finally turn the oven on and get the pizza cooking. Except I forgot to set a timer so, while I sat spacing out at the TV, my pizza has burned itself into a black frisbee that basically disintegrated in my hands.
Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
