19 People Confess The Craziest Sex Act They’ve Ever Participated In

16.

Had sex with a much older woman who was obsessed with anus. She had no interest in vaginal penetration and licked my butt hole like it contained a fucking mystery prize. I do not groom my curry cave and I had spent an entire day out drinking in the summer weather, so I was both inebriated and perspiring. Despite this, she was in there like a hungry goat. Her name was Mary and I did not kiss her.

17.

I was fucking my ex once, then I told her to bend over for doggy. The thing is, that when she turned around her asshole was full of shit. I guess she didn’t wipe good after taking a big one. Me as a sensitive guy, told her to hold on for a min. I went to the bathroom, grabbed some TP, and without her noticing, spat on it and cleaned it.

18.

I had sex with a girl who liked pretending she was a dolphin. She said stuff like “fuck me in my blowhole” and insisted that we do it in the shower. She kept her legs together the whole time like she had one fin down there. The funny thing is that she was a water polo player and it struck me that she was very muscular and smooth.

19.

It involved halloween, a dumpster behind Wendy’s and a bun.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.