19 People Noticed Major Red Flags On Their Friend’s Wedding Day

17.

It was partly because he was a c*nt but mostly because he told the brides father how much he was going to f*ck her now they were married.

18.

A friend of mine got married to a girl he’d met on a Christian dating site after knowing her for only a month. My friend has been a church-goer all his life, but he’s not a crazy evangelist or anything. The wedding was at the bride’s church. It was a small, country church out in the Midwestern corn fields. The ceremony began & all went well for a time, until, during the minister’s prayer, the bride became overwhelmed with the holy spirit. She closed her eyes, raised her hands in the air & began speaking in tongues. My friend, the groom, was unsure of how to respond to his new bride, standing there in her wedding dress, waving her arms and shouting in his face. Remember, he’d only known her for a few weeks.

19.

The bride’s face. If you held your hand over her smile, her eyes looked heartbroken and hopeless.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.