The 19 Smoothest Ways To Pickup Someone At A Bar

11.

I was nearby while a pledge brother of mine was chatting with a girl. Things were going well and he tries to kiss her, she shys away and says she isn’t into pda. His response was, “good thing my bedroom door has a lock.” they immediately left together. I was in awe.

12.

The smoothest move I’ve ever witnessed was a guy we were out with walked up to this stunning girl in a nightclub (the sort that even the most trying of guys didn’t bother with because she had “high-maintenance and WAY out of your league” stamped all over her) and went: “Not looking for a relationship, just casual sex, fancy coming back with me tonight?”. He was confident, and cocky, but certainly not the best looking lad in the world. She looked him up and down, chuckled, and went “alright”. That was the last we saw of him that evening. Group of about twenty guys left speechless after it happened.

13.

So I was flirting with the bartender at my favorite bar on my 21st birthday. She was new-ish, and I was drunk as fuck. Before I left, she told me that I looked exactly like her ex-boyfriend. I asked her if she was sure that I didn’t look like her next boyfriend. Then I did finger guns and walked out. Literally the smoothest I’ve ever been.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.