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19 Utterly Absurd Requests From The Bride and Groom

17.

My girlfriend was a bridesmaid and the bride wanted one of those pics where the bridesmaids lift their dresses to show their ass and the bride pretends to act all shocked. None of the girls were really down for it including my girlfriend since the dress was really tight and she was wearing a thong. Not to mention, the groomsmen and family members were hanging around. The bride got really upset because she saw the same kind of picture on Pinterest a few days earlier and wanted to replicate it. She stormed off in the middle of taking pictures and didn’t return for about half an hour delaying the reception and their hungry wedding guests.

18.

I knew a woman who was a bridesmaid in a relatives wedding. She was married and had been trying to get pregnant for a while. Finally, her and her hubby got lucky and she conceived. The bridezilla got furious and kicked her out of the wedding because she would be pregant in the pictures. 3 months later, sadly, my friend miscarried. The bride called her with a response along the lines of “good, well now you can be back in the wedding.” Needless to say, she did not even attend it.

19.

I was the maid of honor. She demanded I come pull weeds out of her parents yard a day or two before the wedding because the reception was at her parents house. I had already gone though multiple ridiculous requests the week leading up to the wedding, so this one I put my foot down and said no. Got through the wedding. No longer friends. She did send a gift when I got married. A center piece from HER wedding, that I had helped make.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.