21 Cops Reveal The Strangest Reasons They’ve Had To Arrest Someone

14.

Domestic Violence. Dude had no legs and 1 arm. Naturally he was coked up and beating his wife.

15.

Not a cop but my sister in law is. She got called out because a women was breastfeeding a litter of puppies in the street. The women couldn’t even produce milk so basically she was letting a bunch of pups lick her nipples in front of her neighbors.

16.

An officer I know was called in during a domestic dispute and the guy came out holding his testicles in his hands. His wife had slashed his scrotum open and they were dangling.

17.

Didn’t happen with regular police but navy police (MA: Master at arms). They arrested someone on base for stealing a pencil. He got kicked out of the Navy for that.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.