Ah, holy matrimony — two people expressing and vowing their love to one another that culminates in a huge party where family and friends get drunk AF and make questionable decisions. It’s a grand old time.
Weddings can get pretty crazy, yes, but we often overlook (read: sweep under the rug) the humble and quiet bachelor and bachelorette parties of the world. HA JKJK. Stag parties are known for gettin’ wild, but we often don’t hear what goes on at such events lest the bride finds out or the wedding gets cancelled.
Friends of brides and grooms to be often see some SH*T go down, y’all. And I’m not talking about that time the bachelor party went bar hopping and the groom passed out in the corner kind of sh*t. I’m talking about that time the bachelor licked whipped cream from a stripper’s taint, the bride found out, and the wedding got cancelled type of sh*t. FYI, don’t let your drunk friend Chad Snapchat your pre-wedding shenanigans.