Posted on: May 17 2017

21 Dudes Confess How They Really Feel About Their Penises

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Ahhh, penises. Aren’t they wonderful?! They give the gift of milky white life, and can take you on a trip to pleasure town.

But for us ladies, we don’t know what it’s like to live with one of those bad boys. What we do know is that d*cks come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of dong you’re going to get.

Dudes live their whole life with the same wiener. You’d think they’d like their dingus, but they all give mixed reviews. Some think their shlong is the bomb.com and wouldn’t trade their dingle hopper for any other pee pee in the sea. But some dudes would love a new set of equipment.

All the complaints are different. It’s too big! It’s too small! I wish it wasn’t cut when I was a baby. Sorry to the home boys out there that don’t really like their dongs, but someone out there will, we promise.

These 21 guys confess how they REALLY feel about their penis:


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