21 Dudes Confess How They Really Feel About Their Penises

Ahhh, penises. Aren’t they wonderful?! They give the gift of milky white life, and can take you on a trip to pleasure town.

But for us ladies, we don’t know what it’s like to live with one of those bad boys. What we do know is that d*cks come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of dong you’re going to get.

Dudes live their whole life with the same wiener. You’d think they’d like their dingus, but they all give mixed reviews. Some think their shlong is the and wouldn’t trade their dingle hopper for any other pee pee in the sea. But some dudes would love a new set of equipment.

All the complaints are different. It’s too big! It’s too small! I wish it wasn’t cut when I was a baby. Sorry to the home boys out there that don’t really like their dongs, but someone out there will, we promise.

These 21 guys confess how they REALLY feel about their penis:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of