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21 Most Embarrassing Moments Parents Found Out Their Kids Were Having Sex

17.

I’m back home for the summer from college and my boyfriend is planning to come visit for a week and a half. My aunt overheard my mother and I talking about his visit and asked where he’d be sleeping since we don’t have a spare bedroom in our house. My mom looks at my aunt and says totally deadpan: “Amy, he’ll be in her room. They will be f*cking. I’ll be lucky if she doesn’t tie him up first.”

18.

My (now ex) and I used to take pictures of sexytimes. At some point I saved a few on my laptop. Fast-forward a few months to when my dad is moving out. We had pretty much everything packed except for the TV, and had nothing to do for the night. We decided to have a movie night (me, my ex, my dad), so I put the movie into my laptop, plugged it into the TV, and we started watching. Everything went great for about half an hour until my screensaver went off. Apparently I thought it was a great idea to set my screensaver to scroll through my pictures. My dad found out by seeing two or three before we were able to turn it off..

19.

My fiancé’s parents found out we were having sex rather quickly. We were at his house (he lived with his parents at the time, he was 21 and didn’t have anywhere to stay) alone, and we went to “shower” together. Of course I ended up bent over with his d*ck in my ass. The shower curtain is see-through. We didn’t shut the door. We didn’t hear the front door open. Oops.

20.

Get lucky with long time girlfriend. After sex we get tired and she fell asleep after i did. Morning comes. Dad comes in. He doesn’t say anything. He just stands there for 5 seconds then leaves. Comes back 5 minutes later and showers us with condoms.

21.

My first SO’s mom had the most comfortable, giant bed EVER. Of course, as soon as she went out of town we got to it in her bed. Problem: we smoked a bit of pot and left the condom wrapper on her night stand. She had no (to our knowledge) prior indication/evidence of us having the sex. After a few days of being home, she said “Hey, guys. don’t have sex in my bed. It’s gross.” We exchanged oh-f*ck glances and remained quiet.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.