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These 21 Gross People Prove Periods and Sex Don’t Mix

BLOODY HELL should be the term used to describe period sex. It is a hellscape comprised of a lonely unfertilized egg. So yeah, combine that with some swimmers and you’ve got yourself a dope party!

Seriously, periods suck so much. Sure, ladies are horny AF during their time of the month (and our tits look super hot) but maybe this time should be spent doing something else. Men – beat it into a sock! Ladies, do those things you always say you’re going to do, but never actually do! Like, read that book or go to that pottery class. Just keep busy and try to forget how much you want that D.

But, people, period sex is a¬†messy business. Sure, if you’re at the end of that terrible week and it’s not a full-fledged¬†waterfall, it’s probably safe to do the nasty.

But if you’re on day one, and your solution is to lay some newspaper down, maybe you should just, like, not do it? You don’t want your comfy bed to look like a crime scene, do you? OR, perhaps consider that other holiest of holes (BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE).

So on your period? Reconsider going to pound town, like these 21 people should have:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.