Posted on: Jan 31 2017

These 21 Gross People Prove Periods and Sex Don’t Mix

  |  

Writer


BLOODY HELL should be the term used to describe period sex. It is a hellscape comprised of a lonely unfertilized egg. So yeah, combine that with some swimmers and you’ve got yourself a dope party!

Seriously, periods suck so much. Sure, ladies are horny AF during their time of the month (and our tits look super hot) but maybe this time should be spent doing something else. Men – beat it into a sock! Ladies, do those things you always say you’re going to do, but never actually do! Like, read that book or go to that pottery class. Just keep busy and try to forget how much you want that D.

But, people, period sex is a messy business. Sure, if you’re at the end of that terrible week and it’s not a full-fledged waterfall, it’s probably safe to do the nasty.

But if you’re on day one, and your solution is to lay some newspaper down, maybe you should just, like, not do it? You don’t want your comfy bed to look like a crime scene, do you? OR, perhaps consider that other holiest of holes (BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE).

So on your period? Reconsider going to pound town, like these 21 people should have:


1.

2.

3.

4.

VIEW COMMENTS

ADVERTISEMENT