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21 Jobs & Hobbies That Lead To A Lot of Sexy Time

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A guy I met through work told me about how he had recently joined a intramural cheerleading squad. Said the girls were smoking hot and it kept him in shape. His buddies refer to it as “the long con”.

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If you’re a guy, book clubs and dancing lessons. I joined a couple book clubs and it’s all women and gay guys. If you’re comfortable on your feet as a guy it can lead places. Lots of men won’t/don’t dance especially as you age.

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Find a group that goes backpacking. Ask to go, and don’t backout. Borrow the right gear so you aren’t a cold, whingeing, fun suck while camping. Bring everything on the list that the attractive girl who has her shit together made. She will be impressed because you brought stuff, and will hardly notice you don’t know how to start a fire. If you don’t know how to start a fire, bring a firestarter of some kind, usually dryer lint and vaseline mixed together. Bring matches. Bring a cocktail in a flask too. Anyhow, hiking involves long walks and conversation, so be social and don’t be not social. The girl with her shit together might like you. Understand that fucking in a tent is not ideal.

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I’ve heard that working on a cruise ship is basically one huge orgy, and that everyone sleeps with everyone (as far as the crew go). And if you have a single bedroom and not crew quarters, you are a highly sought sex commodity.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.