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21 Most Awkward Run-In’s with Ex’s

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City side-street, one lane each direction. Parked cars on both sides. Huge traffic jam, literally one tire revolution every minute or so. Close enough to oncoming cars that you could grab its steering wheel. See ex coming next car, in a brand new SUV, with the 6’5″ neanderthal with the neck tattoos her best friend always talked about. Inching closer, front wheels now side by side, she sees me. 3 minutes later, door to door, longest purgatory moment of my life, me: “ummm, how you doin?” her: “are you ever going to buy a new car?” Me surprised: “maybe”. this after me paying the rent, utilities and food for the two years we lived together.

14.

one of my buddies decided to get sober two years ago and a year into AA meetings, he walked into one and his ex-girlfriend was sitting there

15.

I went to the mall with a friend of mine and we were just chilling in an arcade. Exgf walked by and saw me and then started just hovering around without getting close. She had a couple friends with her but I was not close enough to be able to tell what they were saying to each other. Eventually she started getting really loud. She was yelling random things about how horrible of a person I was, but not directly to me. The security got involved but she ran. They followed and she threw a chair at one of them. Police were called. She did not stop and got taken away in a cruiser.

16.

I fell asleep at a party (in the couch meant for sleeping, not the party violation couch) and my ex threw me off to have sex with some chick. I rammed him in the balls and went home.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.