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21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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30 Seconds to Mars came to my town when I was about 16. I worked at a fairly trendy restaurant. Jared Leto showed up alone and tried to lure me back to his hotel room with VIP tickets. When I refused he promptly moved on to hitting on my manager who was married. He was high as a kite and a self-congratulating fuckbag the entire time. Thanks for not leaving a tip, Jared.

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My friend’s cousin met Alex Rodriguez at a club. They went back to a hotel together and got a room. He says to her, “Here’s what’s going to happen now. You’re going to rub my nipples while I jerk off, then you’re going to go home.” And apparently that’s exactly what happened.

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W.A. Mozart had a weird poop fetish and wrote incestuous letters to his mom and sister, sometimes with poop being one of the subjects.

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Jennifer Lawrence probably likes butt stuff. She went on Conan and talked about a maid organizing her butt plugs in a hotel room. It seemed scripted and made out to be a joke, but I think she was just trying to get ahead of the media somehow finding out. I’m not judging though, I think its too bad she can’t diddle herself in private like the rest of us.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.