Hooters, melons, jugs, tits — no matter what you call them, boobs are magical, wonderful things. They’re able to feed babies, they’re fun to touch and play with, and they sure do make you look good in that halter top!
And while there are some sh*tty things about having boobs (unwanted attention, cancer, BOOB SWEAT), there’s no denying that boobs help make the world go round. Well, except for when you’re trying to run up a flight of stairs and your boob hits you in the face and knocks a tooth out. Just kidding. Kind of.
So let us learn from the many boob-wielding people of the internet and give a big shout out to all that boobs do. Women can stand in solidarity with their décolletage and men can try to understand what it’s really like — and not just how fun it is to smash your face in a pair of tig ole bitties.