21 People Got Exactly What They Wanted for Their Birthday

by Irvi Torremoro

10.

(608): all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me “our parents f*cked on the same day!”

11.

(814): Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don’t know what to think right now.

12.

(518): woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room… birthday successful? i’d say so

13.

(914): gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.