21 People Got Exactly What They Wanted for Their Birthday

by Irvi Torremoro

14.

(952): Why are you covered in frosting? (262): Friend’s birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

15.

(970): There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?

16.

(503): i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and “just do what i was born to do.” and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.

17.

(518): I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.