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21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex

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A couple of weeks ago, girlfriend (of two years) and I were having sex. Out of curiosity, I wanted to see how much she would put up with. “Hey, can you pull on my ballsack?” “Uh, sure?” “It’ll help me last longer.” She pulls on my ballsack. “Ah, yeahhhhhh. Keep going baby.” “Are you being serious or joking right now? “Serious? Please keep doing it.” “Ah f*ck yeah. F*cking rip my sack off. Tear it all the way down to China.” Pushes me off of her. “Ok, well, that’s the end of that…”

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I feel asleep while my girlfriend was going at it reverse cowgirl. Who knows how long she kept it going for… But when she noticed she was piiiiiiiiiiiised!

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I once referred to my girlfriends vagina as “a wet f*ck sack” in bed cause I thought it would be funny…..it wasn’t…..

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Changing lanes without signalling. Yeah, it’s as bad as it sounds.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.