21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex

17.

I have curly hair, and a couple of years ago it was pretty long. So during a heated sex session, my head started to sweat pretty badly. All the curly hair (and sex) made me hot and turned my hair into something that resembled a young, sweaty Bob Dylan hairstyle. And the sweat started to drip more and more into my eyes, but in the heat of the moment I didn’t care. Right after I came, though, I leaned forward and wiped my sweaty mop of hair across her face and neck. I can’t explain it. It was like some primal urge; I felt like a lion wiping his mane down after some animalistic pounding. I’m not gonna lie, it felt good. So I started doing it with every new girl I had sex with. They’ve all been cool with my Lion Mane so far, no objections yet.

18.

Guys. You know when you just know you’re not gonna cum after a few beers? Well a friend of mine (I wish it was me but it wasn’t) had the same feeling so he put her on all fours, banged for a while and then pulled it out, spat (from his mouth) onto her back, groaned, rubbed it in, then fell asleep.

19.

When I was around 16 this girl was giving me a blow job, well young me got an idea. When I was about to cum I just got up and acted like I was walking away, then I turned around and immediately came all over her face. She proceeded to gasp and yell at the top of her lungs, needlessly to say it got in her hair.

20.

We were going at it hot and heavy one time and I was always able to drive this particular girl crazy. I really enjoyed this aspect, so I tried to push it further and further all the time. I was running out of tricks so in the heat of the moment I made a really stupid decision. I was kissing her neck and I whispered in her ear “I love you”. She stopped immediately, pushed me away a little bit, looked me in the face and said “no you don’t.” She said it in kind of a way that was to mean “I’m pretty sure you don’t, unless this is a pivotal moment for us.” ….I didn’t love her. But I really respected her and cared for her as a person, so it broke my heart when I couldn’t respond. I just kind of shrugged my shoulders like “I don’t know what just happened”.

21.

Not proud of this…was on my balcony having a cigarette with a girl when she dropped to her knees and started blowing me. I noticed that my cigarette ash was getting long, so I tapped it…right into her hair. I was, of course, drunk…but still.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.