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These 21 People Walked In On Their SO Having Sex With Someone Else

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Well I walked in on them sleeping in OUR bed. I came home early from a road trip with a friend of mine and walked in to my bedroom, happy to wake her up and surprise her. For whatever reason the guy had a Polaroid in the bedside table, so I took a picture, set it next to them(basically to say be glad I didn’t kill you), and walked out. She tried justifying it later but I think I barely said 10 words to her after that.

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I wanted to surprise him on his birthday, so I came with some of our friends to his dorm, bringing gifts and birthday cake. When I opened the door using the spare key he gave me, there he was, balls deep in a girl he brought home from club. We just kind of stared at them in shock and they stared back, also in shock, and then we all left without a word, dumping all the gifts and cake onto his floor. He hasn’t won any of his friends back ever since.

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I took my boyfriend at the time to a party. It was a party at my friends house where everyone could just sleep over after. I had some drinks, got a little tired and decided to go lie in a bed. My boyfriend did not want to go to bed yet. I was lying in bed, in the middle of summer, it was so hot. I decided to crack open the window. As I opened up the curtain and looked out back, I saw my boyfriend and my best friend from kindergarten (I was 18 at the time), having sex on the trampoline. I was so disgusted and in shock, I just left. I haven’t spoken to either of them since.

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I was on a trip & decided to come home a couple days early & surprise my (now ex) fiancee’. We were not living together so I was going to go to my apartment to shower before I saw her. I walk in & as I round the corner to my room I start to hear moaning. I thought my roommate was f*cking in my room so I thought I would mess with him. I burst through the door & said “surprise fucker” & find my fiance getting fucked by her roommate. (I guess their other roommate had people over so they thought to go to my place. Which they thought was empty). I looked at them & said “I think you should leave the ring & the key”. They scrambled to collect their shit & leave.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.