When people think of porn, they usually imagine a busty, barely “18” blonde getting pounded by a hairy dude with a mustache. And while the mustache has mostly fallen out of style, porn is definitely here to stay.
One might assume that porn is a wam-bam-thank-you-ma’am type of ordeal where they get in and out (literally), orgasm at least 45 times a day, and have a plethora of sexual juices ready for the money shot — you know the one. The reality is much more tedious and messy and —well — boring.
With long shoot times, meticulous cleansing for anal play, and the fact that you’re f*cking in front of a bunch of dad-jean-wearing cameramen, it turns out porn is less about pleasure, and more about getting the job done. Damn, porn is fake! WHO KNEW?!