21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

17.

I had one woman spend the entire ride drunkenly advising me on what to do after getting sex change surgery. (“You’re just gonna want to play with it all the time, you’re gonna need to take time off just to get used to playing with it.”)

18.

There was the group of college girls who were passing around a “What porn stars look like without makeup” article around the car that somehow transitioned to asking me for advice on how to have pleasurable anal. (The answer is always more lube. Always.) Apparently, it was memorable, because a few months later, one of them got back in the car and recognized me immediately from the conversation.

19.

Picked up a bunch of high school girls and they dared two of their group to make out. They did the entire ride. The others were like, “okay, you win,” but the didn’t stop. They were the last two I dropped off and I know at least one of them came.

20.

A group of drunk Irish idiots were being crass and asking sexual questions, I played along and thought it was kinda funny until one of the girls was so shocked to hear that I had never received road head that she demanded my phone number so she could hook me up sometime. I did not oblige and even if I was single I wouldn’t have cause these girls were rough. Then when I got home I noticed the b*tch had spilled a vodka cruiser all over my back seat too.

21.

19yo (guessing) drunk hottie gets in front seat at 2am. I say, “Where to, ma’am?” She says, in a convincing Jennifer Tilley voice, “Don’t you know where you live?” Fortunately, I did. Didn’t get paid, exactly…

 

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.