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21 Shady People Confess The Most Backstabbing Things They’ve Ever Done

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In 4th grade my school had a booksale & one of my friends bought this super sparkly diary. We all thought it was perfect. Anyway this one friend of ours had been really pissing me off all week, told me I wasn’t pretty enough to be Belle when we played princesses, shit like that. Diary girl & bitch girl were best friends. I went to diary girl’s locker to move the diary to bitch girl’s locker to frame her for stealing it, but couldn’t find it. Diary friend caught me there & I said I just wanted to see it because it was so pretty, so she was like yea sure but when she opened her locker she couldn’t find it either. I decided to stick to the plan & blame bitch girl for stealing it. I got in SO much trouble for starting rumors & got lectured by our teacher in front of my entire class. Then my teacher actually caught bitch girl with the diary, turns out she had actually stole it. It was a really weird turn of events.

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I had a group of friends in an AOL chat. The story is about two. Let’s call them Maddy and John. I really liked John. Big crush on him. One time Maddy and I were chatting and she said that John was flirting with her so she wanted to ask him out because she never had a boyfriend before. I was devastated. A few days later, John messaged me and asked why I have been ignoring him. I explained that I told Maddy I was going to ask you out (lie) but she beat me to it to see if she could get you to say yes first (lie) because she was mad at me for something (lie). He believed me, dumped her, and we dated for 8 years.

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In middle school I had a crush on the most popular boy but he was dating my friend. I was horrible and asked him to dump her and date me instead. He said he felt bad dumping her but he wanted to, and said maybe we could get her to dump him. So I convinced her he sucked and for her to dump him. She dumped him, and then I dated him. God, I was awful.

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My next door neighbours kid used to be an inconsiderate rude arsehole and his parents let him and his brother get away with it. Well one time he put gravel on my windscreen wipers because I saw him out the window doing it, and his parents knew he did this but thought it was a mere practical joke. So I waited until it was dark, and I grabbed some gravel and stuck it right ontop of their windscreen wipers but inside them too. His parents did not think it was funny when it was their windscreen that got scratched to shit.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.